Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #5225
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #943
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #6492
Fear less, hope moreWhine less, breathe moreTalk less, say moreHate less, love moreAnd all...
Quote #18426
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #950
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry,...
Quote #19517
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #13699
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #20621
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that...
Quote #7833
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...