Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #8432
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #8448
My favorite animal is steak. 00
Quote #8433
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #8449
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #8434
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #8450
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. 00
Quote #8435
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #8451
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try. +2-1
Quote #8436
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...