Quote #13824
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13840
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #13777
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...
Quote #13793
As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint...
Quote #13809
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #13825
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. +2-2
Quote #13841
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #13857
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #13778
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...