Quote #34035
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it’s just all...
Quote #19505
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Quote #24652
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #544
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #1853
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
Quote #15960
As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can...
Quote #8131
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
Quote #3164
Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...