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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the...
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There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but...
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Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
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In the depth of winter, I learned that within me there lay an invincible...
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...