Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #25864
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of...
Quote #29378
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account...
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #22210
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #25361
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
Quote #7513
As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State “What does...
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.