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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
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I never saw an ugly thing in my life for let the form of...
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #10381
Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written...