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Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same,...
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Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the...
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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel....
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When a traveller returneth home, let him not leave the countries where he hath...
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...