Quote #17775
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...
Quote #8297
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
Quote #14116
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
Quote #27906
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #28456
Don’t be afraid your life will end be afraid that it will never begin.
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #19462
I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take...