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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
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A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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The word impossible is not in my dictionary.
Quote #28528
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.