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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of...
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Perfect valor is to behave, without witnesses, as one would act were all the...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have...
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
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A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe...
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Only necessity understood, and bondage to the highest is identical with true freedom.
Quote #29479
One great cause of failure is lack of concentration.