Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #12560
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness...
Quote #34436
A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #26646
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
Quote #11291
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his...
Quote #27497
I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
Quote #27308
The question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the...
Quote #15949
Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #32914
Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give...