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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...
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A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is...
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Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious...
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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
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Intense love does not measure, it just gives.
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Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary...
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Plunge boldly into the thick of life