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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government...
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1. During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any...
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Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to...
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I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve...
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Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
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If a thing goes without saying — let it.