Quote #21062
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #80
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #5115
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #10997
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can...
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #22668
Every path has its puddle.
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...