Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #18627
Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
Quote #2187
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #24665
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
Quote #2659
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #31030
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
Quote #7321
Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Quote #23390
Critics I love every bone in their heads.
Quote #2933
Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...