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If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
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A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who...
Quote #28082
If it’s meant to be it’s up to me.
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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...