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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
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Dreaming permits every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night...
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #32738
We don’t need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need...
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I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast...
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Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how...