Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Quote #1893
There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20,...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #26050
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #4642
Who will guard the guards themselves?(quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
Quote #5717
A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...
Quote #7949
Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done...
Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #13883
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no...