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A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only...
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
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If a man’s mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
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If you suffer, thank God! — it is a sure sign that you are...
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There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...