Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #22292
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #23811
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #18346
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much...
Quote #32426
A best friend it like a four leaf clover – Hard to find, and...
Quote #2980
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
Quote #469
My father was often angry when I was most like him.
Quote #21012
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.