Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #25583
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
Quote #6143
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #11390
Character is what you are in the dark.
Quote #15339
Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #19485
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.