Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #228
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #8471
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Quote #18656
Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
Quote #1464
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #32275
It isn’t always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great...
Quote #23632
Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...