Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #14810
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Quote #10920
Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #17026
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
Quote #6475
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the...
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
Quote #5598
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quote #17104
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.