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My teen angst has a body count.
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When in doubt, punt
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
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It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast...
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The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...