Quote #34365
I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have...
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #11102
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #3131
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.