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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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How exquisite that gaze of yours would be if you were being whipped to...
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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an...
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I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
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DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I...
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Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
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Haste is good only in catching fleas.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...