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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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Man have to have friends even in hell.
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To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound...
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.