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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies...
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Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
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The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later...
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The artist has one function–to affirm and glorify life.
Quote #11548
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13878
There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own...