Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #1324
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
Quote #32959
Life just isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and...
Quote #30025
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
Quote #3345
Vox populi, vox humbug.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #16440
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #29588
Becoming a star may not be your destiny, but being the best you can...
Quote #629
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...