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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
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Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must...
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to...