Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #7844
My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with...
Quote #3222
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #11181
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #7281
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
Quote #23999
Frank Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were...
Quote #17733
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...