Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
Quote #27687
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Quote #1780
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Quote #24147
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the...
Quote #8329
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #4085
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take,...
Quote #441
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #9048
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall...
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...