Quote #22453
Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the sweat on the...
Quote #16761
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...
Quote #16099
It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #32204
Above all else, never think you’re not good enough.
Quote #13510
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Quote #7646
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #8838
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
Quote #12825
He who refuses to obey cannot command.