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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #20988
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have...
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
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The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Quote #16929
Knowledge exists to be imparted.
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.