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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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The greater love is a mother’s then comes a dog’s then a sweetheart’s.
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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
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This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
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My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who...
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Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time...
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The power of the mind is an incredible thing, one that can never be...