Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #5168
The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #7934
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #10936
There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...