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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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You may as well expect pears from an elm.
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #29565
There’s no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity. Nothing...
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‘We are always doing’, says he, ‘something for Posterity, but I would fain see...
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For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do...
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The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment...
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Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...