Quote #27863
Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.
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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #25667
Continuous effort–not strength or intelligence–is the key to unlocking our potential.
Quote #10688
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...