Quote #5215
I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #19013
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
Quote #31305
To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
Quote #14975
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason...
Quote #20028
Failure is success if we learn from it.
Quote #24512
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...