Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #30581
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #8667
Just turn left at Greenland…
Quote #11077
With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt… because...
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #5013
The very idea of freedom presupposes some objective moral law which overarches rulers and...