Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #23666
Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
Quote #21531
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
Quote #8423
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Quote #31235
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #23045
People far prefer happiness to wisdom, but that is like wanting to be immortal...
Quote #11302
Anger without power is folly.
Quote #29214
I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively...