Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #16824
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #33815
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you,...
Quote #29862
Worry affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system. I have...
Quote #25057
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Quote #11614
Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our...
Quote #14179
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #12520
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired in the final...
Quote #31651
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....