Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #18697
If a man cannot be a Christian in the place he is, he cannot...
Quote #9144
The longest journey is the journey inward.
Quote #2758
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be...
Quote #15075
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...
Quote #27593
The opinion of the strongest is always the best.
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #31856
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #15593
The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...