Quote #1006
All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately… The SS, SA and...
Quote #6468
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #7700
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Quote #2762
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #11233
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Quote #13647
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Quote #14949
Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed.
Quote #5057
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no...