Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #32259
I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #23907
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Quote #20398
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #22248
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Quote #10797
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.