Quote #4336
I have found power in the mysteries of thought,exaltation in the changing of the...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #27393
A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one...
Quote #18529
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Quote #4675
Let him who desires peace prepare for war.