Quote #22771
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #8600
Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the...
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #27178
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little...
Quote #18193
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person...
Quote #12507
From the errors of others a wise man corrects his own.
Quote #2306
We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than...