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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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Jargon allows us to camouflage intellectual poverty with verbal extravagance.
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Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia engineering is...
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Every failure is a step to success…
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Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that...
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.