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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Charity begins at home.
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So as a prince is forced to know how to act like a beast,...
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Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
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A man without justice is a beast, and a man who would make himself...